Davio's Den.

Hmm... flash of inspiration?

One day there was a boy who hated oranges.... But he loved orange!! He went through life, buying orange things, and wasting his hard earned money away on useless crap. Why did he waste his money? Well because orange is the color of superfunhappyslide. Now as we all know superfunhappyslide is the biggest waste of energy and time. Energy and time together make money, so there you go. So this boy who hated oranges, but loved orange, decided one day to get his nails painted orange.... you know, like a girl! And she said, "Wow thats a cool idea, but too bad you look like a homosexual", and he thought to himself, 'well then, if I'm too homosexual for you, then I just don't want you'.

So the boy, with his new nailpolish went out on the town, cruisin fo honeys... but alas, many girls pointed and looked at him, but his homosexual self couldn't seem to attract any girls. 'Hmm' he thought to himself, 'All I seem to be attracting is men, its almost as if this honeypot,' (himself of course) 'is too homosexual for all those fine ladies out there'. He didn't think he was too homosexual for all those hot'n'bothered men though. But it was not men he was interested in.

Back at home again, after a long night's worth of cruisin, the boy was beat. He slouched into his deep couch in front of the radio. Flipping on an old-time radio show, he fell into a deep sleep. He started to dream......... He was walking down the street.... He could see people looking at him... all the people he saw that night.. he could see them... and .... *what the...* he could hear their thoughts.......... some of them said, 'stupid faggot...', others said, 'oh boy I wish I could get a piece of that package', others said.... 'hmmmm he's soooo cute, ... damn too bad he's gay'............. and another one said, 'I bet he's gay.......... mmmmm me and him......... *mental picture*'.... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

The boy who hated oranges, but loved orange, woke screaming at the top of his lungs. "I... I .... I never.... never realized..." he stammered to himself.... "so THATS what it means to be a hot and sexy homosexual...." He immediately rolled over the arm of his couch and puked all over his hardwood floor. "Man have I been dissillusioned.... and all this time I thought homosexual was some sort of cool transformer."

uhhhhhhhhhhkay.. it seems enetation (my comment site) is permanently down. what a bummer.

Hi! its been a long time since I posted. My comments are/have been down for a long time!!! :) Its too bad, I liked this blog! Anyways, I'm reading Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, I highly recommend it to anyone who likes adventure/fantasy. Its a GREAT series, the best I have ever read. It is just amazing, kind of like Tolkien for our generation. I am interested in buying an FN-P90-TR. ... This is a "Fabrique National" P-90, TR.. (i dunno what TR is, cept that this gun comes with a silencer and a 3 device rail on it)... It is a good gun... The guy I want to buy it from wants 700 for it, and then i have to buy batteries, and a charger. That can run you over 200!!!!! maaan would I be out of money!! So i figure, what else do i want? And lo and behold, I want a guitar... a BC Rich Bich to be specific. So the guitar w/ gig bag and amp would cost me around 550... Hmmmmm... 8-900 on a gun, or 550 on a guitar? (this is a freakin awesome guitar by the way!! haha. the guitar is used... but so is the gun. I dunno man I dunno. Maybe when I get my comments up you guys can give me suggestions. I'll add a vote to the booth... Just keep hitting refresh till u get it! :) Later!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. I dont have to work tonight -- so that means IM IN BED.. WOOHOO. goddamn its hot. just sitting causes me to sweat profusely. ah well.

Heee-eeey. Tonight was a great time. This evening when I woke up, I was shocked out of bed by my dad again (he just came in and abruptly woke me up). I had to go outside with him, cuz he did some battery stuff with the car. Turns out, the car didn't work anymore -- it didn't start. After that I met up with Aggie, and we had a great day together -- but right now I'm not in the mood to write about it, so maybe later. Whatever.

I'm just surfing around, while at work, and I come across this site. Many of you know me as an 80's affictionado, well, you can guess my reaction at finding this site. Check it out!!!

[edit] In my search for 80s nostalgia, I also came across this site, which converts money from what it was worth back then, to what its worth now! Want to know how much $299 for that original nintendo system would set you back today? Haha, and we think systems are expensive today!

While searching for some old nintendo ads, I found this cool site, which I've now lost. What can I do from 8 till 9:30 when Ncix opens (to buy my burner)? Damn I really want to go to bed.

Today, honestly, I had an awful time at the beach. There were many dogs and lots of wind. The sun was not strong at all, and I was freezing.

Aggie really wanted to go to the beach, so we packed up some stuff and went to Jericho, (in Kits). Laying there on the beach in the wind was nice at first, because I was sweating, but my sweat totally dried on my body and I started freezing.There was no way I could lie flat and fall asleep (that is what I had planned to do, because I worked the night shift that morning, 12am to 8am). I ended up curling into a little ball, facing one way on my side, and it still didn't keep the wind out. I had a very fretful sleep, and woke up a couple times. By the end of the whole thing, Aggie was annoyed with me because I was complaining, and I was annoyed with everything because I couldn't sleep, So I went home, weary and sore from a fretful day at the beach -- and Mike phones.

Go swimming at his house? Sure! I need to get all that useless sunscreen off me anyways. So we swam for about 20 mins, and he came over to my place till 10pm, to check out this MMORPG beta I'm trying. Needless to say, he did not like it in the least. At 10pm I went for a nap, (I start at 12), and slept till 11pm.

My dad comes barging in the room asking for something, (cel phone), and I'm caught totaly off guard. I think I'm late for work, so I jump up out of bed, and I can't stand on my feet. I am totally off balance, and I think one of my legs was completely numb. After falling and trying (unsuccessfully) to get up 3 or 4 times, I am finally victorious over my legs. I stand (everything is in an even bigger heap on the floor than before), walk over to my computer desk, pick up the cel, which has been in plain sight the whole time, and walk back to my bed (after checking the time). I pass out on top of the covers again while my family is still looking at me through the doorway.

I wake up at 11:45pm, and I'm off to the races! I go to 7-11, buy a vanilla coke and 2 instant noodles, and now here I am at work. Right on time! :) It's great working close to your house!! :)

huh. everything's back again. WHAT THE HELL. ok. fine. whatever --- just means i dont get to make another one. gaddamnit.

ok.. my site is officially fuckd over. I do not know what happened. I put in a post about my schedule, and clicked post & publish. I had to close all the windows, and the next time I came on, my site looked like this:

Everything on the right is gone, links, quotes, bio and poll. My netcounter has dissapeared as well. I do not know what happened, my template hasnt been changed, *shrugs*. time to start over?

hehe, yah my life is screwed up because of the schedule, not because of anything else! ahhaha

Early morning -- Just about supper time. My life is so screwed up..... I wake up between 4 and 6pm usually, and have breakfast at about 6:30, 7... (My breakfast is my parents' dinner, weird huh? So I hardly eat anything) Then I go out and have fun (screw around) with Mike or Aggie. If I don't see them, I just veg somewhere... Then somewhere between 10 and 12 I sart 'a-hungerin for some eats (lunch). So what would be a midnight snack for most people, is lunch for me! Then I go to work, and start at 12am. While I work, I mess around on the internet and try to find ways to pass the time between alarms. At somewhere between 6 and 8 I again start 'a-hungerin' for some eats (dinner). So my dinner is around 6 am, and I go to sleep again sometime between 8 and 10... AM. .. haha.. Isn't it great! (weird?) Anyways, my computer at home has had next to no use at all -- and I need to buy a new burner. I think I will buy the Lite On 48x burner -- seems like the best on the market, and it's cheap. So that should be my big purchase for this month ($130cad). Other than that.. not much going on -- as you may have read on Mike's site my other best friend Dave is back... ah.. I might'a mentioned that already. Anyways. Whatever.

Hey all, long time -- no post. Had an entertaining day today -- saw my best friend Dave come home from Taiwan. You might've read that on my other best friend's site -- Moe Rivers!!! Went to the fireworks tonight, they kinda sucked... I slept all day -- had another look at Dave's AK: (i cant get the image to work) It was cool. I want an AK spetznaz, Steyr TMP, P-90 TR. The jury is still out on the secondary, (hadgun) but we'll see. :) Does this post work?

There was once a boy named Reginald. Reggie was about twelve years old, and lived with his parents in a mansion on the seaside. He had all of his wishes fulfilled, anything he wanted was practically thrown at him. Yet he was still a sad child because he lived in a world of adults -- children were scared of him and his family for certain very legitimate reasons. Despite having no friends, he was stll a happy child. He aspired to be a master chef. Since his family was very wealthy, they supported his dream 100%. A few weeks after his 12th birthday, he got a letter in the mail. It was an invitation to be a guest judge on the Iron Chef show in Japan!

You see, Reggie's dad was very famous in Japan for those same legitimate reasons I mentioned earlier. Reggie's dad was so famous that his son was a celebrity himself!! This was Reggie's chance to learn from some of the greatest chefs in the world! By the end of the month, Reggie was on a plane to Japan. This was nothing new to Reginald as he had visited many countries before. This was, however, the first time he had ever been on a plane by himself.

So. Its early in the morning. I am sitting with pretty much nothing to do. I am at my job by the way. You see, I work at an alarm company. So when something comes through on the computer screen -- I do something with it. It could be anything -- someone's panic alarm, or someone's power going out. Very enjoyable job. :)

Anyways, I'll just tell you about my day I guess. I drove home this morning, and went to bed. Woke up at about 3, and then tutored until... I dunno, 6, 630? Whatever. My life is boring.

Does anyone else out there have the problem of complete strangers coming up to you and talking to you? Whenever they do that to me it annoys me to no end. I mean, if you have something meaningful to say - if you're well dressed - if you don't smell - and if you don't speak as if you are drunk or on drugs, you're fine... in the clear. But if you do not fulfill any of the above requirements -- well don't pretend to bump into me so you can ask me some pointless dumbass question. I will just shut you down. Man I felt like an asshole today -- why is that? Ah well.

I saw Aggie (my girlfriend), and man she just gets hotter (more beautiful) everytime I see her. I do not know why -- but maaaaaan she's a great girl... :) hehe.

I guess I'm not so much of an asshole afterall? Or maybe I am. Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde I guess. This is my post for now. I think I will tinker a bit -- and maybe write you all a story. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Is it in you? -- Gatorade

Haaa-aaay. People! Open up your ears and clean out your eyes -- If you learn to love, you might love life!

Anyways. How is everyone? I am great! Had a great day today -- totally busy!!! I had a loooooong nigt... got off at 8am, and rode my bike home. It was a cooold ride, plagued with high speed winds that bit my skin like tiny needles. I felt like I was fighting the great Cactuar King, and getting a 10,000 needle attack over and over again. I should have worn more than just shorts and a T-Shirt. I came home at like 8am.. totally tired... Somehow the key to my house seemed to be 10 times bigger and the hole 10 times smaller. I got inside, struggled with my clothes which seemed to want nothing more than to lay me out prone on the ground. After about a 5 minute (actually a long time when you're getting ready for bed) battle, I was finally ready for bed. I rolled in and noticed the sun shining bright through my window. *Sigh*. I just rolled over and blacked out till 4pm. Nice 8 hour sleep. I woke up and tutored until 6pm, and then had some dinner. An hour later I was on my way to the fireworks. Please refer to my post from August the 5th. I messed up quite a bit -- I forgot the blanket, so Aggie and I had to sit on this piece of styrofoam, not really styrofoam.. kinda like packing foam.. It was like a sheet, that is soft, and u can roll it up n stuff. So that kinda redeemed me, but while we were waiting for the fireworks to start i sprayed some vanilla coke on her, and she got annoyed. So we had adventures at these fireworks, but adventures of a different sort. The fireworks were great -- the best of the three competitors... Italy sucked, Canada was good, but Spain was great! I made it to work on time even though I went to the fireworks -- I even had time to go home first!! Yay! Oh yah, on the way home, poor little Aggie slipped of a curb and broke her favourite pair of sandals (one of them). I promised I'd fix it, so look forward to another adventure full of glue, stitches and contact cement -- coming to this ifrit blog soon! She twisted her ankle so she had a hard time walking home.... poor girl... Anyways.. she bought a new shirt today and she looks really hot in it... I got a pic taken of us, I'll see if I can figure out how to post pictures, and you can all see me and aggie. :) yay! :) OK.. I'm gonna see how much cooler I can make my blog look now. *LUCKY*!!! ;)

Eat Fresh. -- Subway

Ok... last hour of work... Had some extra time so chose a different template.. hope it looks cool. Easier to read? I hope so -- now you can REALLY read my blog. BAH!

Yo all. I am at work right now. Its really quiet. Whats going on, why aren't people breaking into places! Ah well, less work for me I guess. Its 3 fricken AM, and I'm not up by choice! How weird this feels. My body is telling me "Why aren't you in bed?" at the same time it's telling me "Cool, we're still up yo." Hmmm. And my brain is torn between "I'm always up this late" and "Why is that idiot still up?" So... my body is a bit confused right now. I will write to you about another magical journey in the morning when I'm too tired to think. Later!

Hm, hello all. Jocelle made a really interesting post about love, check it out right here, and make sure you comment! :)

As for me, I don't have anything nearly as interesting to say. Aggie and I flew downtown on my brown magic carpet, where we met an arab with his camel selling more carpets. Some of those carpets cost 3000 Dollars!!! As we scooted around in downtown metropolitan Vancouver on our anti-gravity pads, the sun happened to be covered over by some magic evil clouds. We had no idea what happened -- So Aggie and I connected our power rings, and a great wind started up and blew the evil clouds away. With the clouds out of the way, we decided to zip over to the beach and pull in some rays. As soon as we got there though, the sun went down! We never seem to be able to keep track of time when we're together! We forgot it was so late! So we stepped into the local canteen (7 eleven) and got ourselves some cool beverages (slurpees). Then we walked back to my carpet and took off into the evening. What a wonderful night that was! :)

Hey, I would just like to say that I had a GREAT time on Saturday night when CANADA lit up the skies with psychadellic colors made of fire! It was beautiful!! Aggie and I braved crowds of people as we trekked through the crazy streets of Vancouver in the middle of the night. For dinner Aggie took it upon herself to forage for food on her own. She went looking and had to deal with lines that went on to infinity! She, being quite the adventurer eventually found a way to get some food. All on her own!! She travelled across half the city for two pieces of pizza and a pop for me! All she got for her labours was a muffin. But it was a magical muffin, so all's well. We had to squeeze and squirm, and try not to get too close to big fat people out there trying to get a feel of ass (because thats the only time they're ever close enough to a girl to try). Yes it was quite adventurous - Aggie's shoes actually hurt her feet!! It was a long and arduous hike back to the car, but when we finally made it I had to manuver the car through tonnes of traffic - we were almost killed three or four times. When we finally pulled into the safety of Aggie's garage we had to battle dangerous cats and dragons on the way up the stairs. When we finally got to the door there was an evil sorcerer waiting for us, which I, of course, had to vanquish in my tired and decrepid state. We faught into the wee hours, he, firing fireballs and lighting strikes at me, me, jumping around trying to kick him in the face. I eventually broke his big wizard nose (the source of his power), and he teleported to a world far away. After all this we finally settled down for a night of well deserved rest. I can say, with full confidence, that we had quite the ADVENTUROUS night. :)

I love my girlfriend AGGIE -- David

Hmmmm.. I went to the fireworks on Saturday night, had a great time. Those were WAY better than Italy's.. man... I mean, I love italy and everything, but their fireworks sucked! I know people will say that "if i'm from italy i wouldn't say that", but you know what? If canada's had sucked, I'd be just as hard on them! haha! I ate pizza for dinner and had some icecream when i got home! :) I had a fun night full of adventures. (not really) anyways, today is a quiet sunday, I have a takehome exam to do; I think i will write it to-night. My consumer whore quote today is for YOU jocelle... >;)

Affordable solutions for better living -- Ikea

Hey everyone - went to nightmarket tonight, had some good eats. My best friend Mike baught me a statue of my favourite Street Fighter character - Ken. I finished my last day of school on thursday, that was great. On Tuesday night (wednesday morning 12am) I start graveyard shifts at my security job. That might suxor, and then again - it might not. Who knows? I finished all my papers, check em out at my other page. Went to the fireworks wednesday night and had a pretty good time... lots of laughs, lots of beautiful people - happy day! Been downloading Serial Experiments: Lain, Trigun and Cowboy Bebop. Look them up yourself, or ask me to see them next time you're at my house. Great anime! o happy day.

Have you had your break today? -- McDonald's

Hey! Just got back from the fireworks! I finished the essay sometime between 6 and 7.... :) woo woo! it ended up about 10 pages long -- I hope I get at least a B... we'll just have to wait and find out. I have to edit it and type up my presentation! Later!

p.s. Check the entire thing out at: IfLIT -- comment on it if u like.

Ok, status check number 2. It is now 4:32pm, and with 10 hours and 28 minutes left I am starting on page 7. I plan for the paper to be between 8 and 12 pages long. GoGoGoGo!

Just started my essay today. Its due tommorow at 2:30pm. Will I make it? Only time will tell. Time remaining: 13 hours 27 minutes. Essay status: Page 2.